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The one with Rachel’s New Dress (Season 4 episode # 18)
[Scene: Central Perk]
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night… Turns out Emily is just crazy about Susan. They’re going to the theatre together! They’re going to dinner! They’re going horseback riding!
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: “My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great.”
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Ross: Hey, they’re going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y’know they take a steam together! Things get a little playful…
Chandler: You’re crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: How do you know? We thought Carol was straight before I married her!
[Scene: Ross’s apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.]
Ross: So, any word from Susan?
Carol: Oh, yeah! She said she’s having sooo much fun with Emily.
Ross: Uh-huh. By the by, did it ever occur to you that maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Carol: What’s too much fun?
Ross: The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married.
Carol: I can’t speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: Carol, so were we. All right, just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and they really hit it off. Say they’re coming back from the theatre, and they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they’re laughing, someone innocently touches someone else… There’s electricity. It’s new. It’s exciting. Are you telling me there isn’t even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Carol: Maybe.
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!!
[Scene: Central Perk]
Ross: I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Rachel: So?
Ross: So! Poetry? Susan’s gay! They’re being gay together!
Monica: Emily’s straight.
Ross: Oh, wake up!
Phoebe: Wow, Carol really messed you up!
Ross: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. All right, so I don’t know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Ross: Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Rachel: She’s right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Monica: This totally makes sense! In high school, you weren’t jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Phoebe: All right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Rachel: Absolutely!
Ross: This is not fun!
Monica: Look, all we’re trying to say is, don’t let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Phoebe: Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t.
[Scene: the airport]
Susan: Hey!
(They both run and hug they’re respective partners.)
Ross: Hi!
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Ross: Oh, I missed you too.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
(They hug and give each other a little peck on the cheek.)
Ross: (To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)
